Author: StJohn Piano
Published: 2020-02-02
Datafeed Article 133
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The UAC wishes all employees the happiest of days, each and every day, no matter the physical form which you may eventually possess.
- Doom Handbook
The UAC wishes all employees the happiest of days, each and every day, no matter the physical form which you may eventually possess.
- Doom Handbook
Returns policy: None.
Membership policy: Lifetime.
Foreign policy: Blood for the Blood God.
Trade policy: Biggest hoard is best hoard.
Hiring policy: Discriminatory.
Succession policy: Empire passes to the strongest claimant.
Energy policy: The infinite fires of Hell are a useful source of non-fossil-fuel energy. How best to exploit them?
Retirement policy: None / Glorious death / Conquered estate.
Childcare policy: Free range + tutoring in Mathematics, Latin, and Software Debugging. Child graduates to adult status when it kills an enemy warrior or successfully negotiates a seed funding round.
Pension policy: See Retirement policy.
Religious policy: Various gods are acceptable. Edgecase tends towards a Chaos/Order outlook and follows the Path of Blue and Orange.